How To Tell Your Cat's An Asshole
- Meows for food, takes 2-3 bites, and leaves his food bowl
for the dogs to finish. Ten minutes
later, he’s back for more. As in – 2 bites
more. It’s the game that keeps going and
going and going….
- Wants nothing to do with you all day, until 4 o’clock in the
morning. Then paws your bedroom door to
mimic the sound of a small earthquake, or meows in the hall like a smoke
detector until the kids are awake.
- Urinates on the bathroom rugs when the door is left open. Occasionally leaves a steamer on a bath towel
left on the floor by one of the kids.
- Urinates in your dad’s shoes. Or briefcase.
Or, in his bathroom sink. Think
there’s a message here???
- Pukes ONLY in the community water dish. Seriously, NO WHERE ELSE.
- Walks between your feet on your way down the stairs, or pauses
suddenly in front of you as you’re passing through a room.
- Regularly leaves poop uncovered, saving the most potent
treasures for those special occasions when guests are arriving.
- Runs over the kitchen island while you’re standing right there. (And he knows he’s not
allowed.)
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